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It was a long offseason of blood tests and planning, but we have finally released our updated midichlorian count for all NFL quarterbacks...

NFC West The NFC west doesn’t have any teams I expect it to be bad, but are there any elite teams? The Rams won last year at 10-7 with...

AFC West Will the Chiefs be dethroned? This is the best division in the NFL. The Chargers, Chiefs, and Broncos all made the playoffs last...

Throughout the NFL season, I periodically send out an intern with rat tail to get a midichlorian count of each team's starting...